Kelly Ripa gave Live with Kelly and Mark a look at the charms of her domestic life with Mark Consuelos this morning.
Ripa, whose husband is a prolific snorer, cited a survey revealing “four out of five people in relationships admit that their partner keeps them up at night,” deeming herself “one of the four.” As she highlighted some of the most common disruptive habits as snoring, scrolling through their phone, and getting up to use the bathroom during the night, she jokingly glared over at Consuelos for the first two.
Consuelos seemingly confirmed her looks as signals, as he replied, “I don’t do the last one.”
Ripa retorted, “I’m not saying you do. I’m saying two out of three ain’t bad.”
She then claimed that Consuelos “did the craziest thing last night,” and requested “immunity to impersonate” him on air, which he allowed.
Ripa recalled that they “were watching the end of Love is Blind, because [they] hadn’t seen it yet,” and that Consuelos eventually “missed the end” and “fell asleep.”
“And you started snoring, as you like to do,” she quipped. “And you snored so loud at one point that you woke yourself up! And this is what he did, which so irritated me. I was so irritated by this!”
She proceeded to imitate Consuelos snoring, occasionally fluttering her eyes open while doing so.
Consuelos clapped back, “Wait, you’re irritated that I caught my breath and didn’t die? ‘Cause that’s what it was!”
Ripa clarified, “No, it’s like you woke yourself up, your eyes googled around in your head, and then you immediately went back to sleep.”
Consuelos then turned the tables on his wife and co-host, opting to blame her for his snore scare. After Ripa asked why, he provided an explanation that boiled down to Ripa making him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
“And so, you know what happens after I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,” he continued. “I immediately go to sleep. It’s like milk. I’m like a little cat with milk. I eat it, because you have the peanut butter, you have the bread, you have the sugar, your insulin spikes, and then you just relax and you go to sleep.”
Ripa hilariously refuted, “What about all the nights I don’t make you a peanut butter and jelly?”
Consuelos chimed in, “Because that was like 9:30. That was like 9:00, right?”
Ripa continued to question, “What about all the other nights that I don’t make you a peanut butter and jelly and the same exact thing happens?”
She struggled to express her feelings about his snoring from the night before, reiterating that there was just “something irritating” about the moment and telling the audience, “I know that some of the wives here know exactly what I’m talking about.”
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